My name is Theodore Thudpucker, and I own Heritage Paper Clips. I just wanted to say hello to all the fine folks out there who may wish to buy from my company. We have a long and colorful history displayed on our history page, but it boils down to one thing. Hard, honest work. Work, and a general lack of real competition. The fact is, we're the only company in the world that solely makes paper clips, and you can take that statement to the bank, though I'm not sure what they would do with it. This is a family company, and while we may be legally private, we consider every person who buys a Heritage paper clip to be as much a part of our family as anyone. Not in an actual sense, or in one that would imply that by buying our products you suddenly have the ability to impact our decisions, but we do like you. Really. But I ramble, so now I will stop. My nephew Horatio put this site together, and he tells me that people will see it on an internet, which apparently also has an email on it. Ah kids, such imagination.
Sincerely,
